Now with Double the Trouble!

The Truth

Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota : 

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 
18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will  swim by, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you’re proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights 
each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, 
You might live in 
Minnesota

If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too spendy”, 
You might live in Minnesota

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, 
You might live in Minnesota

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, 
You might live in Minnesota

If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the 
middle of his forehead, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, 
You might live in Minnesota

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you know how to say….Wayzata…Mahtomedi … Cloquet 
Edina… and Shakopee, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, 
You might live in Minnesota

If vacation means going “up north” for the weekend, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you measure distance in hours, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you know several people, who have hit deer more than once, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you often switch from “Heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you can drive 65 mph through 
2 feet of snow 
during a raging blizzard without flinching, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you install security lights on your house and garage and 
leave both unlocked, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows 
how to use them, 
You might live in Minnesota

If There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill’s Fleet Farm 
at any given time, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you design your kid’s Halloween 
costume to fit over a 
snowsuit, 
You might live in Minnesota

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, 
and of course, road construction, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you can identify a 
southern or eastern accent, 
You might live in Minnesota

If your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next 
to your blue spruce, 
You might live in Minnesota

If “Down South” to you means Iowa
You might live in 
Minnesota

If you know “a brat” is something 
you eat, 
You might live in Minnesota

If you find -10 degrees “a little chilly”, 
You might 
live in Minnesota

 

The sad thing……most of these things are absolutely true!

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Comments on: "The Truth" (1)

  1. That is so funny, Laura! You’re the best!
    Love, Mike

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